Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
by Hycelot July 31, 2016
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1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.
Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"
by dirtydawgggggg November 07, 2010
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adj. the worst; the opposite of "the bee's knees."
How was your flight?

Well I was delayed 12 hours and seated in front of a crying baby.

Sounds like the bee's anus.
by wordsarefun April 15, 2011
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The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell
What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
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When milk and fruit loops are inserted into the anus and is eaten with a silver spoon.
I gave my girlfriend a Breakfast Anus today. Yummmmy!
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Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.
"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"
by AAaaalRightythen March 07, 2008
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The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.
Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.
by MidgetBreeder June 24, 2011
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