Mark Anthony Carter is probably the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and funny and has the handsomest smile ever. A guy like Mark can't be found because he is truly one of a kind. He's a pretty tall dude with a large butt and thick straight brown hair. His eyes are like no other because they are the prettiest brown you'll ever see. If you ever get the chance to have a Mark, never let him go. He's a keeper for life.
Mark Anthony Carter is the best boyfriend ever. I am so lucky to have him and I'll never let him go.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"