a buttdwelling ant is the smallest of the ant race but its pincer are by far the strongest being able to crush diamond. these ants are not to be afraid of, they often rid your buttocks of fartmites. their favourite meal is digested pot noodle,and they really like the bombay bad boy flavour. they are usually aroused by the exit of faeces, and so their mating season is launched where thousands die because their mate often has aids.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!