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Absternity 

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”
The means by which ants communicate with one another.
Word went out over the anternet about that food you spilled and now we have an ant-trail leading into the kitchen.
ANTERNET by pRODIGAL1 January 1, 2012

Asternithin 

transitive verb
1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.

2: Atonement in a half assed way
Mary: "Did you hear what Brad did to Angelina?"
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"

Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."
Asternithin by Tardis Chaser June 2, 2009
a oppisite word of internet that has no connection,no wifi,no websites and no viruses just safe
Anternet?

IT WAS NO CONNECTION AND WIFI I CANNOT DOWNLOAD URBAN DICTIONARY THIS TIME

Why Did You Dont have connection

MOTHERFUCKING INTERNETTTTTTT!
anternet by theseanisgool June 7, 2016

Anternecine 

Known as one of the best Xbox Live hackers around.
Anternecine makes your router shake.
Anternecine by Xbox.com October 11, 2011
A cool dud. He is super late all the time.
"Anstein is so late!"
Anstein by JJ is my alias March 16, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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