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Absternity 

Damn, this absternity is delicious.”
The means by which ants communicate with one another.
Word went out over the anternet about that food you spilled and now we have an ant-trail leading into the kitchen.
ANTERNET by pRODIGAL1 January 1, 2012

Asternithin 

transitive verb
1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.

2: Atonement in a half assed way
Mary: "Did you hear what Brad did to Angelina?"
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"

Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."
Asternithin by Tardis Chaser June 2, 2009
a oppisite word of internet that has no connection,no wifi,no websites and no viruses just safe
Anternet?

IT WAS NO CONNECTION AND WIFI I CANNOT DOWNLOAD URBAN DICTIONARY THIS TIME

Why Did You Dont have connection

MOTHERFUCKING INTERNETTTTTTT!
anternet by theseanisgool June 7, 2016

Anternecine 

Known as one of the best Xbox Live hackers around.
Anternecine makes your router shake.
Anternecine by Xbox.com October 11, 2011
A cool dud. He is super late all the time.
"Anstein is so late!"
Anstein by JJ is my alias March 16, 2018