angus seifried 

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

angus seifried by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

Dave Angus Syndrome 

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

Dave Angus Syndrome by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

Angus Schwarzenbob 

A superhero with every power ever created, meaning he is basically the awesomest dude. A metaphor describing a person with a lot of talents or a spaceman.

Angus Schwarzenbob

Angus Schwarzenbob by Dood McDoodpants May 3, 2009

Angus Sale 

Uswardgay isay aygay. Ehay olestsmay hildrencay. Onlyay igbay rainbays ancay understanday.

Wanted: Angus Sale. Molests kids. Keep away from your children. Reward: $696969

Angus Sale by marmaladë November 8, 2020

angus smart 

the australian vertion of ''dont get smart''
used by bogans, or genrally laid back people

angus smart rought, or ill bash ya kaant

angus smart by The Dreadfather December 4, 2007

angus sturner 

A blonde haired boy who does anything for clout.

Also like to wear vineyard vines and vans.

Angus Sturner : A person with a cloutman mentality and can go a day without saying YURD or WORMS.
The angus stunner kid wanted clout so bad he lied to his friends and said he had a threesome with random girls.

angus sturner by Angus sturner March 13, 2019

argus's ass 

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

argus's ass by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005