Macgyver Shit 

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

Macgyver Shit by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver 

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver by Z-dad March 2, 2018

Macguyver's Stepchild 

An extremely clever individual with very little formal education. Someone kind of like Will Hunting, except more badass.

A child is scolded for coloring outside of the lines. Instead of attempting to color within them, they propose an argument that questions whether or not the lines even exist. This is "Macguyver's Stepchild"

Macguyver's Stepchild by Pr1m September 14, 2010

stoney macgyver 

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

stoney macgyver by Domer64 October 21, 2010

Shit Macgyver 

(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.

(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.

(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.

(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.

(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.

(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.

Shit Macgyver by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

McGyver style 

When you make something into something else that it wasn't originally used for.

Damn, you made that can into a pipe, McGyver style!

McGyver style by Korea May 13, 2005

mcgyver smoker 

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask

dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker

mcgyver smoker by Snake 06 June 1, 2006