angry doorman Share definition Flag When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax. I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week! angry doorman by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the angry doorman mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch