Angry cow

When your fucking a girl hard I’m talk mad hard in the pussy and your nuts are slapping her asshole till it bleeds she makes the face of an angry cow

Niggers have angry cows every day

Angry cow by iGxrm December 6, 2018

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

angry cow by Too tall May 26, 2014

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angry cow • Angry Cowgirl • The angry cowboy • poking the angry cow • angry dragon • Angry Pirate • Angry Bird • angry • angry beaver • angry monkey

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

poking the angry cow by lookarobot April 18, 2010

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Angry Cowgirl

It's when a girl is riding a man Cowgirl Style and the man will wait till right before he blows and look at her and tell her that her best friend is better. The man must then try to hold her down to keep her on his dick. A full 8 seconds is considered a win

I gave her the Angry Cowgirl last night and she hasn't talked to me since.

Angry Cowgirl by OmicronPercei June 17, 2009

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The angry cowboy

When in dallas a girl licks a man's member until her rangles a lassow of semen onto her forehead.

Wow Jenny didn'nt mean to hit you with The angry cowboy so soon!!!!!!!

The angry cowboy by Cazmanman August 2, 2007

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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