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angry cow 

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)
I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!
angry cow by Too tall May 26, 2014

poking the angry cow 

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

Angry Cowgirl 

It's when a girl is riding a man Cowgirl Style and the man will wait till right before he blows and look at her and tell her that her best friend is better. The man must then try to hold her down to keep her on his dick. A full 8 seconds is considered a win
I gave her the Angry Cowgirl last night and she hasn't talked to me since.
Angry Cowgirl by OmicronPercei June 17, 2009

The angry cowboy 

When in dallas a girl licks a man's member until her rangles a lassow of semen onto her forehead.
Wow Jenny didn'nt mean to hit you with The angry cowboy so soon!!!!!!!
The angry cowboy by Cazmanman August 2, 2007