angry cobra
angry cobra by W November 1, 2004
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When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.
ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
angry cobra by shooooteh October 26, 2004
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angry cobra
when a girl is giving you head and you proceed to jizz in your own hand and fling the semen on her face, like a "cobra strike" (while making a hissing noise)
angry cobra by Jay-easy-but-never-sleazy January 4, 2010
angry cobra
The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.
DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!
OR
GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!
OR
GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!
angry cobra by J Bodanac May 14, 2006
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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