angel wipe Share definition Flag When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process. When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse. angel wipe by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the angel wipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch