Someone who you thought liked you and thought it was all going somewhere, only to find out the
person you spoke to didn’t label anything and didn’t feel the same about you.
Instead of making a fool of yourself and saying that you guys dated (when the
person you spoke to would say that you guys never dated), well, behold the newest
definition - half an ex!
Her: I can’t
believe you would lead me on
like that!! I thought you liked me.
Him: Well we never agreed on
labels. And you’re not an ex so
Her: You’re right. We’re not exes, and thank god for that! You’re half an ex!