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An Analotu is a person who is really determined to work for her own and docent give a fuck what others say about her.
Analotu & Nini are getting married soon

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022
A beautiful and amazing girl inside and out. She is selfless, kind, thoughtful, intelligent, loyal....the list could go on and on. She knows when somethings up and will be there with a pint of ice cream and romance movies in a flash. She stands up for whats right. She may not think so, but boys drool all over her. She is a one in a million and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend.
"Have you seen Analou? She looks gorgeous today.
Analou by BlueJay5187 April 22, 2019

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

analothist 

"God, Robert is such a analothist."
analothist by Nigger_hater February 1, 2014