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anal plundering 

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!
Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

anal pounded weasel 

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "
" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."
anal pounded weasel by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Anal Plunderer 

When someone gives rough, vigorous anal sex, creating a vicous bleeding wound out of the sphincter. Then pulls out with blinding speed erecting a pink sock of unimaginable size.
Jane calls me an Anal Plunderer because I tore out her anus and sent her to the hospital in unbearable pain, while she beld from her anal oraphus.
Anal Plunderer by Jane Slayer January 19, 2006

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026