anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

anal flake by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

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fake anal

Old school garden variety vaginal intercourse

I'm gonna go home and give my girl some fake anal

fake anal by Roger Hardy December 6, 2013

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fake submissive anal

when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.

I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.

fake submissive anal by assfucker June 4, 2005

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Fake Submissive Anal

Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.

"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."

Fake Submissive Anal by t1c July 1, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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