A practicing butt pirate
by butthead December 30, 2005
Anal crusader is a man that fights for his relgionAnd is using his penis as a voilent weapon for his god! Also knowen as a butt rapist!
Anal Crusaders! all over the middle east! They gona use his sword of unholy goodness! and hes gona give you a anal orgasmas you walking in the black alley!!
by Todd wilson November 23, 2006
A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
by Poepholl Pilot February 14, 2019