anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

Anal Crusader

Anal crusader is a man that fights for his relgionAnd is using his penis as a voilent weapon for his god! Also knowen as a butt rapist!

Anal Crusaders! all over the middle east! They gona use his sword of unholy goodness! and hes gona give you a anal orgasmas you walking in the black alley!!

by Todd wilson November 23, 2006

Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019