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the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

anal conquistador by KPVA February 18, 2010

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anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

anal conquistador by Belly626 September 17, 2006

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anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

anal conquistidor by My name here November 16, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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