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Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.
Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

cocaine anal cannon 

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.
Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !
cocaine anal cannon by Aliviate September 24, 2020

anal grape cannon 

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

Anal Canyon 

When you tear your asshole from taking a huge shit!
My wife cuddled me last night after I came out of the bathroom crying from my newly acquired anal canyon.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026