An Elvis

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.

I just had an Elvis.

by jimmyjp November 22, 2013

An Elvis Presley

When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.

Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.

by Jakee B April 27, 2008

An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.

"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."

by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022

pulling an elvis

To take a crap and die.

My car ended up pulling an elvis when I was driving on the interstate.

by GES December 19, 2006

pull an elvis

Leaving a gathering or party without saying goodbye to anyone, as Elvis used to do it his concerts. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you, Elvis has left the building!”

I couldn’t take the drunken nonsense any longer, so I decided to pull an Elvis.

by JustMe1369 June 3, 2019

PULLING AN ELVIS S.

To steal/talk to your boys girl behind his back or when incapacitated .

Yo im boutta PULLING AN ELVIS S. on wexler bro.

by Jaysonxx January 10, 2018

taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018