The warning sound when untitled goose with knife is near.
Guy 1: OH SHIT THE ‘PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION’ ALARMS ARE ON
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN
When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before saidchoice was made.
John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.
Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?
Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.
Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*