Starting to show minor signs of aging. Like someone who isn't bald might be balding, someone who isn't yet old may be olding.
"Jim yelled at some kids who were playing on his driveway."
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"
by satori87 May 14, 2009
by EmTheCrazeOfMankind April 6, 2016
by Lord Life May 16, 2022
"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."
by jgap January 23, 2010
having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face
you're too old to be breastfed
by pineapple bacon April 23, 2005
An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.
"Remember how Pokemon once only existed as cards and Gameboy games, but then Pokemon Go! spread them worldwide all around us and convinced the olds that Pokemon caused car crashes and walking off cliffs?"
-Alex Schmidt, Cracked
-Alex Schmidt, Cracked
by Usdiawi December 4, 2017
old people having sex!!
that have rust dicks and rusty pussy's that are dried up
and with spider weds in there beeps!!
that have rust dicks and rusty pussy's that are dried up
and with spider weds in there beeps!!
(bed)bum bum
(kid) grandmama what you do in?
(grandmama)ouch, you put it in the wroge way!!
(grandmama's hurt !!!!
oldes
(kid) grandmama what you do in?
(grandmama)ouch, you put it in the wroge way!!
(grandmama's hurt !!!!
oldes
by lab871 December 14, 2010