amitoj
a tall indian man, capable of speaking English as well as his native tongue. Carries little or no accent and would otherwise be mistaken as a white man if spoken to on the phone.
amitoj by billy_likes_rice March 9, 2008
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Amitoj
Amitoj is a smart, crazy, funny and loyal girl. She always knows what to say. She does the right thing depending on if she wants to. She’s the most bipolar person you’ll ever meet. She cares about people and is always there for anyone who needs her. If she has a crush on you she do everything she can to keep you happy because seeing you happy makes he happy. She sometimes likes to help people. She overthinks wayyy to much though. She thinks about all the good things that could happen but then all the bad things. She can be veryyy bitchy sometimes, just depends on what mood she’s in. Just don’t make her mad or she’ll literally explode your ass. She’s pretty badass and does what she feels like. She’s also smart when she wants to be. She is hilarious and makes you laugh even if your having a bad day. If you don’t like her don’t fuck with her or she’ll fuck you up. Don’t annoy her too much or she’ll get mad and then blow up with anger. She’ll always be there for you.
Amitoj by Anonymous😘😉🤫 March 11, 2019
Amitoj!
Amitoj is a smart, crazy, funny and loyal girl. She always knows what to say. She does the right thing depending on if she wants to. She’s the most bipolar person you’ll ever meet. She cares about people and is always there for anyone who needs her. If she has a crush on you she do everything she can to keep you happy because seeing you happy makes he happy. She sometimes likes to help people. She overthinks wayyy to much though. She thinks about all the good things that could happen but then all the bad things. She can be veryyy bitchy sometimes, just depends on what mood she’s in. Just don’t make her mad or she’ll literally explode your ass. She’s pretty badass and does what she feels like. She’s also smart when she wants to be. She is hilarious and makes you laugh even if your having a bad day. If you don’t like her don’t fuck with her or she’ll fuck you up. Don’t annoy her too much or she’ll get mad and then blow up with anger. She’ll always be there for you.
Your life isn’t complete if you don’t have a Amitoj!
Amitoj! Is literally the best person I’ve ever met! She’s so sweet.
Amitoj! Is literally the best person I’ve ever met! She’s so sweet.
Amitoj! by Anonymous😘😉🤫 March 11, 2019
amitoj straight
An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit
amitoj straight by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025
Amitej
A sexy beast, very funny, and acts very gay though he is straight. Very good at being hot and spicy, but also smart AF. Anyone, man or woman, would smash even if lesbian or gay because of the legendary dick size and shape this man withholds.
Never leave an Amitej, always fuck ‘im, because he always fucks her right in the pussy.
Never leave an Amitej, always fuck ‘im, because he always fucks her right in the pussy.
Hey, you’re such an Amitej, i want to smash...
Hey Amitej, your shoe size is massive, can i stick it in me.
Hey Amitej, your dick arouses me, lets sMaSh.
Hey Amitej, your shoe size is massive, can i stick it in me.
Hey Amitej, your dick arouses me, lets sMaSh.
Amitej by ThiccMensHiNeBrIgHt October 23, 2019
Amitosh
Amitosh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but he is irrelevant af. He has a fricking fiery side to him, and sucks at basketball but is a bomb at soccer. He loves most of his friends and is loyal too.
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