ambivextrous

The mood of someone who is going to be angry at you no matter what you do.

John: Dude, I don't understand what I did wrong! I asked her if it was okay if I went out with the guys on Saturday and she said, "Do what you want to do."

Paul: Man, that girl is ambivextrous. You in trouble regardless.

by MizVelle September 29, 2017

ambijaxtrous

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambisexterous

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'

by Breach September 28, 2012

ambidextrious

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003