Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.

ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013

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ambidickstrous

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.

One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.

ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

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Ambidickstrous

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019

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AmbiDirkstrous

This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.

The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.

AmbiDirkstrous by bing's wai June 18, 2011

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