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Alystin is a very lovable person who will always have you back even when you don't always have hers.

She will accept you for who you are, Alystin's are amazing to hang around
Wow, that is Alystin, I should hang out with her!
alystin by toxichomework November 28, 2016
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Alastina 

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.

If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.
I always smile when Alastina is around
Alastina by My_Name_Bob July 16, 2015
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easy to fall in love with, yet breaks your heart every time he comes around. pretty attractive, but beautiful in person. the very best and worse thing that might walk into your life. breaks promises and breaks hearts. but you love him even after he leaves. no matter what he does, you're still in love with him. he's simply magical
girl 1: who's your boy?

girl 2: alstin
girl 1: wow.. good luck
alstin by heyheyitsme October 15, 2013
Alestin is uncommon, passionate, courageous, and philosophical. She is the sort of girl who is not afraid to tell her opinions, which can get her into trouble sometimes. Alestin is also particularly adventurous. She likes going on hikes through the forest and climbing tall trees. She also feels inclined to music and drawing. She can also be a tad bit mean if you are aggravating her. Alestin is also pretty short and athletic, but besides that, she is enchanting. If you ever happen to stumble upon an Alestin, be prepared for anything!
Wait, you encountered Alestin? I heard she is the best companion everybody desires to have!
Alestin by SwissCheesh December 10, 2021
Alysin a girl who has around 3 or 4 MAIN friends talented and pretty she is usually cracking up at a joke most likely a brunette if you come across a alysin remamber she’s a GREAT friend.
Oh there’s alysin look at her long hair she’s such an alysin!
alysin by Nikki bronze May 30, 2018
A person who slays the day away
Alistine is the best person ever i love her doesn’t she slay the day away
alistine by QUACKQUACK4220 April 21, 2022

alystipize 

the process of ruining anothers drink via; salt, syrup, cake, ect.
damn, you did you just alystipize him?!
alystipize by hellafel October 17, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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