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Alven

Is a very quiet around people but is also a freak in the bed. Is very concided He cares alot about his girl and treat her right.Very good at sex.And have that I don't give a fuck attitude.
Get you a Alven cuz there the best
by Issa.yk April 22, 2017
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alven: hey

me: DAddy
by student loans November 3, 2019
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alven is an amazing person she will always be there for you and you can always talk to her she’s a super sweet person and won’t talk shit about you ever if you wrong her she’ll hate you for a while if you know an alven keep her in your life bitchhhhhh
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by student loans November 3, 2019
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Dirty alven

A man that has had multiple wives and is a male whore
Damn that’s a dirty Alven he cheated on his wife
by Shebefine May 3, 2023
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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020
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Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.
by Hot Single Near You December 9, 2020
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