Alven 

Is a very quiet around people but is also a freak in the bed. Is very concided He cares alot about his girl and treat her right.Very good at sex.And have that I don't give a fuck attitude.

Get you a Alven cuz there the best

Alven by Issa.yk April 22, 2017

alven 

MY DADDY

alven: hey

me: DAddy

alven by student loans November 3, 2019

alven 

alven is an amazing person she will always be there for you and you can always talk to her she’s a super sweet person and won’t talk shit about you ever if you wrong her she’ll hate you for a while if you know an alven keep her in your life bitchhhhhh

alvennnnn

alven by student loans November 3, 2019

Dirty alven 

A man that has had multiple wives and is a male whore

Damn that’s a dirty Alven he cheated on his wife

Dirty alven by Shebefine May 3, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hot Single Near You December 9, 2020