alto saxaphone

the idiotic way of spelling "saxophone"
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)

Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.

by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard March 7, 2008

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.

An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends

by opiu November 23, 2007

Alto Saxophone

A good instrument to play, not to big, not to small either. The neck strap can become somewhat annoying at points. Overall it's a good saxophone to play and it makes a great tone. When played with others it can have a great melody and harmony, overall it is a good instrument for a band and people think their instruments are better than you but it's all lies. The Alto Saxophone will always be the best instrument!! :)

Damn, look at her Alto Saxophone! I bet it has a great tone!

by Anoys May 29, 2019

alto saxophone

The smallest instrument of the Saxophone family,
Inferior to the giant wood of the Tenor Saxophone.

"Hey Jonah, did you see Angelina's alto saxophone?"
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."

by Anakin Brynn March 13, 2014