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Altiona is the cutest and funniest albanian girl you could ever met. She's a girl with class, grace and elegance. Extremly talented and beautiful. Really smart and a good friend. She's always there for you and always ready to talk shit about other bitches. Love you Tioni.
Damn that girl is Altiona.
altiona by Gashi17 January 4, 2017
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Altiona comes from two names collided.

The person with this name is loyal, trustworthy, caring, warmheart and a very good friend and lover.

Will always help you and never be really mad to you because she can forgive you very easily. People sometime may take advantage of her kindness but again she won't be mad at them. She can be very sensitive even through she won't show it abd very demanding.

DON'T LET THIS PERSON FROM YOUR LIFE IF YOU DO YOU'RE STUPID AND BLIND.
Altiona is very hot and beautiful too so love her and be her friend and you'll see she won't disappoint you and she'll give you everything.
altiona by karmahatesme January 12, 2019
Altiona is the definition of two names collided in one.

The name is very rare like the character of the person that has it.
The person with this name is very trustworthy, loyal, a very good friend and people sometimes take advantage of the goodness they have.
They will help you in every condition or in every situation.

Advise: DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE THIS PERSON FROM YOUR LIFE BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE LIKE THIS PERSON IN THIS WORLD
Altiona is defined from alti and ona
Altiona by karmahatesme January 12, 2019
Altiona is the best person that could anyone have in his life!

Don't let a girl like her let go keep her close to you and you won't regret anything
Altiona is the best person that anyone could ask!!
altiona by karmahatesme January 13, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026