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An independent, black, God fearing, beautiful, curvatious woman. She remains trustworthy to those she calls friends and also her family. She will bend her back for those that she loves without hesitation. A lady that is never scared to stand her ground when need be and also show that she's in control of her own destiny. Men flock to her attention at first glance although she is to witty to adhere to their frivolous comments.
There needs to be more ladies in the world like Alphese. Where they at?
alphese by CommonSense 101 March 27, 2017
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Alphemerity

Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.
Alphemerity by busybeeburns July 21, 2010

Alphasexual 

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!
Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

Alphebet of drugs 

A - acid
B - Blow
C - cocaine
D - Domes
E - Elephant tranquilizer
F - fizzie
G - Grass
H - Heroin
I - Ice
J - Jay
K - Ketamine
L - LSD
M - marijuana
N - nose candy
O - opium
P - PCP
Q - Quicksilver
R - refer
S - speed
T - thai sticks
U - Uzi
V - Valium
W - weed
X - X
Y - yao
Z - Zay
Alphebet of drugs by mark palmer March 16, 2004
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021

alphasexual 

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
alphasexual by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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