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An independent, black, God fearing, beautiful, curvatious woman. She remains trustworthy to those she calls friends and also her family. She will bend her back for those that she loves without hesitation. A lady that is never scared to stand her ground when need be and also show that she's in control of her own destiny. Men flock to her attention at first glance although she is to witty to adhere to their frivolous comments.
There needs to be more ladies in the world like Alphese. Where they at?
alphese by CommonSense 101 March 27, 2017
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Alphemerity

Dependancy on the use of CAPS LOCK
Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.
Alphemerity by busybeeburns July 21, 2010

Alphasexual 

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!
Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

Alphebet of drugs 

A - acid
B - Blow
C - cocaine
D - Domes
E - Elephant tranquilizer
F - fizzie
G - Grass
H - Heroin
I - Ice
J - Jay
K - Ketamine
L - LSD
M - marijuana
N - nose candy
O - opium
P - PCP
Q - Quicksilver
R - refer
S - speed
T - thai sticks
U - Uzi
V - Valium
W - weed
X - X
Y - yao
Z - Zay
Alphebet of drugs by mark palmer March 16, 2004
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021
Alphee, also known as Olaf, is a kid at heart, maybe a bit too much on the kid side but who can blame her, she's such a bubble of joy. She'll instantly care, easy to connect, shops too much, and definitely be a tad dramatic, but that's just being an Alphee.
"oh look at that bubble but, that's an Alphee"
Alphee by Ton chérie xx November 22, 2021

alphasexual 

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
alphasexual by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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