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Alphasexual 

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!
Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011
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alphasexual 

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
alphasexual by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
apasexual by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010

Aliasexual 

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.
Example: I think Alia is aliasexual
Aliasexual by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019

aishasexual 

aishasexual can be used to define someone or a group of people who love and adore and worship someone named Aisha
“Hey look at her she’s so amazing I think I’m an Aishasexual!”
“Same Aisha is my queen.”
aishasexual by why cant i January 19, 2021

alfasexual 

One who’s attracted to soggy carrots
Dude that soggy carrot is so hot I think I’m alfasexual
alfasexual by Handing January 21, 2021

alexasexual 

Yh i’m alexasexual, i’m inlove with alexa demie
alexasexual by Adri?? February 18, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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