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alphabetical aviation

Assorted "A-to-Z" definitions dat allude to "flyin' da friendly skies", including:
braveiation: Fearless "wingin' it" when exploring new frontiers and/or dangerous areas
caveiation: Using a drone to "have a look-see" in underground caverns
craveiation: Same activity as above, but to check out much-desired objects/locales

faveiation: Visiting best-loved places by airplane
gaveiation: Piloting a "metal bird" dat either you acquired as a gift or da training-lessons dat enabled you to do so were provided to you for free
graveiation: Either da operating of an aircraft by one or more crew-members who could stand to lighten up a bit, or da use of super-dangerous/unreliable "flying coffin" planes such as da infamous Consolidated B-24 Liberator
knaveiation: Da operating of an airplane by a morally-depraved individual
laveiation: To use a flying tanker to dump water on a forest fire

paveiation: Same general act as above, but for hot-topping roadways
Additional examples of "alphabetical aviation" include:
saveiation: Either da field of air-rescue work, or bargain-priced "high above da clouds" freight/passenger-transport
shaveiation: "Barely clippin' da tops of da trees" flying
slaveiation: What reasonable wages and proper rest are meant to avoid in da airline-pilot field
staveiation: Aerial shipping of wooden barrel-slats
waveiation: "Friendly pilot" flying whereby said affable stick-manipulator makes pleasant hand-gestures to people on da ground and fellow pilots
wavyation: Unsteady piloting of an aircraft
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016