alpaco 

A large non-spitting animal often mistaken for a llama

"Oooh look, a llama!
*smacks person round head* That's an Alpaco stupid!!"

alpaco by Christopher Duffill December 12, 2007

Alpacanap 

When you steal an Alpaca it's alpaca-nap.

Police: Oh, hello mads you're under arrest for alpacanap.

Mads: but the alpaca is fluffy :'(

Alpacanap by Themadmorris October 21, 2019

alpacadectomy

a complicated surgery involving the swapping of human organs for more stomachs and saliva glands and multiple sets of eyelids of the vicugna pacos. Side effects include an increased appetite for vegetation, neck problems, and irritability leading to spitting.

After undergoing an alpacadectomy Kyle just couldn't stop eating the lawn and spitting at us!

alpacadectomy by Businessman goat June 22, 2018

Baby Alpacas 

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

Baby Alpacas by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 

The ‘Alpaca of Agreement’ is an emoji used to convey agreement or acceptance over digital communication mediums. Emojis such as the ‘thumbs up’ are overused, and the ‘fist bump’ can be misinterpreted as a desire to inflict bodily harm upon the recipient. The Alpaca of Agreement was born out of society’s overwhelming desire to find a better way to express agreement digitally.

Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.

The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal

Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙

-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙

-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙

-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?

—🦙

-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙

🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙 by Peru2019 April 12, 2019

alpacaly 

The alpaca way of life.

Aspiring to be the best version of yourself.

Being a part of something bigger.

And they all lived Alpacaly Ever After

alpacaly by Alpacaly March 5, 2015

CPR Alpacas 

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020