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A girl who is beautiful, smart,very talented,athletic, and she's usually thick, and boys always like her. She's smart but she's really goofy. She's very confusing but it only makes you want her more. She's very shy but when you get to know her she pushes away cause she's afraid of getting hurt.
Person 1: Who is she? She's so beautiful, but she won't let me figure her out
Person 2: She's such an Alondria
Alondria by Tiggerstar145 December 19, 2016
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A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t
Alondria is the baddest girl, period.
Alondria by BigDon19 August 28, 2019
Alondra is a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn’t think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is very forgiving and has a personality like no other. She’s very picky with her men so you’d be lucky to have her.
Person 1: Hey do you know who that is? she’s really pretty but she looks mean.

Person 2: Oh her? That’s Alondra. I’ve talked to her once! She’s actually really nice!
Alondra by Alondra. February 9, 2018
If you ever meet an Alondra then you better treat her good cause she will defend her best friends but will cut a bitch throat if they mess with anyone she cares for ಠ_ಠ
Alondra is super shy at first but when she starts talking she's going to be joking around laughing A LOT and if you do be nice you got yourself a new best friend ( ・ω・ ) but piss her the fuck off and she'll be killing you in your sleep ಠ_ಠ she also has a pretty thick booty but covers it with a long shirt or hoodie. Always thinks she's not being loud when she is and is really bad at whispering she will be just talking to you and will immediately be loud and tell her to lower her voice its always I'm not loud
Me:hey!
Alondra: hey?
Me: what's your name?
Alondra:Alondra...
Me: oh nice! I'm *insert name* so what's your hobbies?
Alondra:*feels comfortable and now starts randomly about her*
The meaning of the name Alondra is defender of mankind. They are also associated with the bird alondra.

Alondras are independent. They are born natural leaders and fight for what they believe in. They aren't afraid to stand up to anyone. They are super outgoing and talkative and you will never get bored during a conversation with an Alondra.

They are loyal friends and respect people for who they are. They search for answers and ask a lot of questions. They are very creative and imaginative and plan ahead on everything.

I'm proud to be an Alondra. :)
Person 1: Hey Alondra!
Alondra: Guess what I just found out!
Person 1: I can't.
Alondra: Why?
Person 1: Because you always have something new in store and I'm not sure what to expect!
Alondra: your so sweet!
Alondra by Raven1519 March 2, 2015
A person who is super nice, supportive, and funny. A good girlfriend who doesn’t wanna let go. She can be a real flirt sometimes, and will love you all the time, even after 4 years of being separated from someone she loves. Her heart is filled with compassion and she is an amazing artist. She’s the person a guy named Colton would love.
Wow. Alondra is such an amazing and nice person, she makes my heart pound like crazy.
Alondra by Wet Stone March 11, 2019
Alondra is the most lovable, gorgeous woman you'll ever know. Always knows what to say. She's there for you, very talkative. Has a big booty nice chubby bod. Also she can be very weird but that's the best part of it. Has nice long curly hair and very soft skin. She's everything you can ask for. She is a queen/ mi Reina
Have you seen Alondra she is so caring and just warms me inside always knowing what to do and say!
ALONDRA by Izzyizzydizzy August 3, 2019
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