alohasboyfriend

Alohasboyfriend (previously known as Octoshower) is a TikTok content creator who makes content about the popular Nintendo game “Splatoon 2”, and down bad simp content for a character named Aloha from the Splatoon manga series (hence the username “Alohasboyfriend”). He is the funniest gay man on the internet and if you don’t follow him you very clearly have no father figure in your life and live in a dysfunctional household.

“Do you follow Alohasboyfriend on TikTok?”
“No.”
“That’s embarrassing for you, bro. *cue the tomato throwing*”

by eeltooth July 17, 2021