2 definitions by eeltooth
Alohasboyfriend (previously known as Octoshower) is a TikTok content creator who makes content about the popular Nintendo game “Splatoon 2”, and down bad simp content for a character named Aloha from the Splatoon manga series (hence the username “Alohasboyfriend”). He is the funniest gay man on the internet and if you don’t follow him you very clearly have no father figure in your life and live in a dysfunctional household.
“Do you follow Alohasboyfriend on TikTok?”
“No.”
“That’s embarrassing for you, bro. *cue the tomato throwing*”
“No.”
“That’s embarrassing for you, bro. *cue the tomato throwing*”
by eeltooth July 18, 2021
Sp0tz13 is a TikTok content creator whose content focuses on the hit Nintendo game “Splatoon 2”. They are my favorite mutual, and people who do not follow them should be embarrassed.
“Hey, do you follow Sp0tz13?”
“No.”
“Wow! That’s embarrassing. Your mom probably didn’t love you enough as a child, didn’t she?”
“No.”
“Wow! That’s embarrassing. Your mom probably didn’t love you enough as a child, didn’t she?”
by eeltooth July 18, 2021