Alnwick

(Annick)...But only the townsfolk ever say it right.
Small town in the North East of England. All the buildings are made of cocaine. If you run your hand along any flat surface you end up with 15 quid worth of cocaine on your hand. When it snows that's just the cocaine- cycle (a bit like the water cycle but for Alnwick) at play. Most of the town's inhabitants are over the age of 50 and over the limit most of the time.

Wayaye marra, howay we'll gan to Alnwick bussy for a kebab and a few lines eh?

Alnwick by Noctis Lucis Gelus June 3, 2018

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Alnwick

A town where you could have farted at one end of the townand then by the time it got to the other end of the town you have shit yourself.

Have you been to alnwick? Aye mate I have why? I heard you shit yourself there like.. Nar mate I only farted a didn’t follow though.

Alnwick by Little94 May 26, 2018

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Boy 1: I go to aldwickbury school
Boy 2: Your a fat neek then

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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