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Almondsexual
Someone who is attracted to male, androgynous or nonbinary gendered people, but rarely females. In other words, the opposite of berrisexual
Person A: Hey, so, is there a sexuality where I'm only attracted to men and androgynous people, but not women, or am I just weird?
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!
Person B: Actually, there is! It's called Almondsexual.
Person A: Oh, thanks!
Almondsexual by Esthrrnium October 30, 2023
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Ass Almonds
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves by 1234Life July 4, 2022