Almond Butter 

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

Almond Butter by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

Almond Butter 

A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too

Almond Butter = Carm

Almond Butter by Eskimo-Brother December 18, 2017

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.

Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

Almond butter and jam sandwich by rawrgirly1998 November 18, 2011

almondbuttered 

"almondbuttered"

"almondbuttered ignored me so now im crying"

almondbuttered by yeenon koren March 20, 2022