An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.
Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"
An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.