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Get the algom mug.algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.
This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.
There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.
What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.
But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.
There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.
What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.
But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
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If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.
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n.
A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant
The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)
n.
A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant
The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)
Let’s take this baby out for a spin & see how it works...
Suppose you’ve been asked to solve
eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5
which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.
Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!
You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.
Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)
= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)
= -3 + ln 5
Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!
While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.
Suppose you’ve been asked to solve
eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5
which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.
Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!
You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.
Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5
X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ
= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)
= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)
= -3 + ln 5
Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!
While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.
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Get the Correct Answer Algorithm mug.Sheva Alomar is one of the two playable protagonists in the popular game series Resident Evil, being a main character in the 5th instalment (not including spin-off titles).
Starring opposite Chris Redfield, Sheva and Chris work together to take down main antagonist Albert Wesker after a new plot is revealed in which Wesker plans to release a virus known as Uroburos into the atmosphere to infect the planet.
Sheva is also part of the BSAA, specifically the African division of the organisation.
Sheva is the first character included in a game (in Resident Evil's history) to be played via multiplayer and also online, allowing 2 people to play the game together.
Sheva is an African native, being born to her parents whom were killed in an experiment in her hometown gone awry.
She later found out Umbrella was to blame, and set on a quest to learn to fight back and avenge her parent's deaths.
Sheva has 5 costumes in-game for players to choose from. All the extra costumes are more revealing than her standard outfit, and reveal more of her figure.
Sheva is noted for her beauty, having won / been included in many gaming "Top 10 Babes" lists. Her Tribal outfit was named "Outfit of the Year" by Playstation Magazine.
However, she is not a popular choice of character to play in RE5, with people mostly preferring to play as Chris.
Starring opposite Chris Redfield, Sheva and Chris work together to take down main antagonist Albert Wesker after a new plot is revealed in which Wesker plans to release a virus known as Uroburos into the atmosphere to infect the planet.
Sheva is also part of the BSAA, specifically the African division of the organisation.
Sheva is the first character included in a game (in Resident Evil's history) to be played via multiplayer and also online, allowing 2 people to play the game together.
Sheva is an African native, being born to her parents whom were killed in an experiment in her hometown gone awry.
She later found out Umbrella was to blame, and set on a quest to learn to fight back and avenge her parent's deaths.
Sheva has 5 costumes in-game for players to choose from. All the extra costumes are more revealing than her standard outfit, and reveal more of her figure.
Sheva is noted for her beauty, having won / been included in many gaming "Top 10 Babes" lists. Her Tribal outfit was named "Outfit of the Year" by Playstation Magazine.
However, she is not a popular choice of character to play in RE5, with people mostly preferring to play as Chris.
Wanna play RE5?" - "Okay, you're Sheva Alomar!" - "Nu-uh, YOU'RE Sheva!" - "Fine then, I'm not playing!"
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