algae

algae are microscopic single celled organisms that produce oxygen.

scientist: hey look at these algae they are so funny.
scientist 2: no, all they do is just sit there and produce oxygen.

scientist: wow, buzzkill.

by thisisSPARTAAAAAA February 24, 2012

Algae

Very beautiful person has humor funny, special perfect pretty

She's so algae! algae can you make water for me?

by I'm a rat December 23, 2022

algae in the gene pool

This is a humorous reference to the likely genetic nature of someone's problems.

Alvin crashed another car and set a fire, there is algae in the gene pool!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

Algae Bag

A more clean version of douchebag and scumbag. Use this to refer to someone who is annoying and makes you want to scream.

Person 1: I don’t want to look at you, *insert terrible roast or something*

Person 2: You’re such an algae bag.

by NotAnAlgaeBag February 23, 2023

algae tits

A woman with large, saggy breasts marked by numerous folds and wrinkles toward their base. Long stretch marks are frequently seen on the upper hemispheres.

The unfortunate drunk was unable to get anything better at the party than the algae tits that was left over sitting in the corner.

by Bothar the Magnificent November 20, 2007

Algae eater

When two lesbians link vaginas, scissor style!

Damn look at those algae eaters!

by Awwww ya May 26, 2018

brown algae

When a couple are having anal sex and the man is pleasured with an unexpected residue when withdrawing from their partner's anus. The "unexpected residue" is brown in tint, and usually resembles algae..

Damn bro, I was humpin this chick in her ass, but when I pulled out she gave me some fucking brown algae on my rubber. FUCK that bitch needed to wash her ass out.

by MyExHasADirtyHole September 29, 2008