algae are microscopic single celled organisms that produce oxygen.
scientist: hey look at these algae they are so funny.
scientist 2: no, all they do is just sit there and produce oxygen.

scientist: wow, buzzkill.
by thisisSPARTAAAAAA January 28, 2012
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A woman with large, saggy breasts marked by numerous folds and wrinkles toward their base. Long stretch marks are frequently seen on the upper hemispheres.
The unfortunate drunk was unable to get anything better at the party than the algae tits that was left over sitting in the corner.
by Bothar the Magnificent October 31, 2007
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When a couple are having anal sex and the man is pleasured with an unexpected residue when withdrawing from their partner's anus. The "unexpected residue" is brown in tint, and usually resembles algae..
Damn bro, I was humpin this chick in her ass, but when I pulled out she gave me some fucking brown algae on my rubber. FUCK that bitch needed to wash her ass out.
by MyExHasADirtyHole August 04, 2008
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This is a humorous reference to the likely genetic nature of someone's problems.
Alvin crashed another car and set a fire, there is algae in the gene pool!
by I, Wreckerrr June 06, 2021
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Street slang used by Midwest youth to refer to the recreational drug Sernyl (commonly called PCP) mixed with pond-scum. Lake Michigan is known to contain high concentrations of PCP, enticing dust heads to drink the water in search of a high.
Did you hear what happened to Brian? He pulled out all his teeth with pliers and swallowed them after someone gave him some busy bee algae.
by A.mk February 01, 2011
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A common act to perform in any food preparation place. A punnet algae is when you use a rusty spoon to scoop out food contents for a customer (a customer you REALLY hate), in hopes they will get a tetanus-like reaction.
- also see rusty spoon, blunt knife
- Why did you use the punnet algae on that customer?
- Pfft..didnt like them. Total skanks!
by He's the boxman September 28, 2006
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