Alex Suarez

The bass player in the band Cobra Starship. Also in the band This Is Ivy League. He is a chef too! He is one of the nicest guys, and is great to fans. He actually answers messages and meets with people at shows. Some of his nicknames include, Alex Suave Suarez, and Suavez. He is an all around amazing dude.

"I want to marry Alex Suarez."
"OMG SUAVEZ IS SO HOTTTT!!!!!!!"
"Hey, I learned a new recipe from Alex Suarez today."

Alex Suarez by cobralingus September 1, 2009

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alex suarez

super hot bassist in cobra starship
has a myspace and replys back and is the wet dream of many young girls

person 1: omg i met alex suarez he's so nice
person 2: i know right he has a nice ass too
person 3: what are you guys talking about
person 1&2: omg stfu gtfo
jesus: :|

alex suarez by Rylands left ball March 17, 2008

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alex suarez

super duper sexy bassist of cobra starship. smells very nice, replies to messages, and has big....features.

"OMG ALEX SUAREZ IS SO HOT"
"ikr? the suavez is smells sexy."
"and his hands are huuuge. lol."

alex suarez by kelsaaaay June 18, 2008

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Alex Suarez

Bassist for the popular New york based band Cobra Starship.
He has also remixed songs by popular bands like All time low and Fall out boy under the name Suave Suarez.

"Have you heard the Suave Suarez remix of ATL's Lost in stereo? It's Awesome!"

"Yeah! it's Kickass! Alex Suarez is so good."

Alex Suarez by phoeniix September 3, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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