Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a Shadowhunter in Cassandra Clare's series The Mortal Instruments.
His best friend is Jace Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood (his last name depends on the book... XP) who for most of the series Alec claimed to be in love with but in the third book FINALLY admitted he loved Magnus Bane.
He and Magnus are now in a relationship cause they are both the coolest book characters EVER!!!
He is also very protective of his younger sister Isabelle.

Alec Lightwood came out by kissing Magnus in front of the entire Clave and hundreds of Downworlders. Talk about love!

Alec Lightwood by PyroBandNinja December 7, 2011

Alec Lightwood 

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.

PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

Alec Lightwood by Sexy_Mother_Fucker July 18, 2018

Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a hot black haired, blue eyed shadowhunter who is Consul and fought in the Dark War but who not importantly loved one man so much he changed the world for him

Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him

Alec Lightwood by Melanie Lightworm May 23, 2019

Alec Lightwood 

Literally the hottest book character ever. However, Malec can not be split up, sh he shall remain with Magnus Bane.

Oh my god! Alec Lightwood IS SO HOT

Alec Lightwood by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016