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is alceo
look alceo is there
alceo by aaaaaaallll April 17, 2019
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Pipe smoking terminology for the person with the largest pipe, and therefore, the highest standing amongst his or her fellow pipe smokers
Gandalf produced his pipe, it was longer than Bilbo’s. They looked at each other knowingly… "you really are the alcep" exclaimed Bilbo
Alcep by Albertino Einsteintini 1969 December 10, 2021
When a group of pipe smokers compare the sizes of their pipes and crown one man the champion, or Alcep, based on the size, stiffness and taste of his pipe.

Etymology:

Al – ARABIC definite article meaning “the”
Cep – LATIN, meaning “get, receive, take”

Alternatively, a possible contraction of “old chap” from the Middle English “Aul chaep” meaning ‘old boy’
Zorganthus, Neptunalds and Bob had examined each other’s pipes thoroughly and come to the conclusion that Zorganthus was the Alcep.
Alcep by Uruk-hai there! December 11, 2021

Alcocall 

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.
Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person
Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020

alco-hoe 

when a woman who is normally quite shy/contained has comsumed a large amount of alcohol at an event and has became whorish in the way she acts.
man - god ur such an alco-hoe

*whilst rubbing mans crotch*

woman - mmmmmmm i know and you like it *laughs* *vomits*
alco-hoe by zasekr May 10, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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