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the tightest, most delicious, most luxurious, most dirtiest, most big dick and balls having human beings on the face of the earth. If a girl's vagina starts to tingle and become moist, it is likely that an elusive alcantara is within a 3 mile radius.
Damn that fool is tight. There's lots of horny chicks around. He must be an alcantara.
alcantara by Johnny5alive September 2, 2010

Thiago Alcantara 

The greatest footballer known to the footballing community. He plays as a midfielder for Liverpool Football Club, however he has created his own style of play called 'GOAT'. When ever people refer to the acronym 'GOAT' they are referring to Thiago Alcantara.
Wow, that player can control the midfield.
He is a Thiago Alcantara-like player.
Thiago Alcantara by DDP-Trooper1777 November 27, 2021

National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. 

Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.
Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.

dominick alcantara

an unsually cocky asshole who should get his ass beat; spoiled bitch who is obsessed with nikes
Girl One: "Who's the bitch who thinks he has swag?"
Girl Two: "That's Dominick Alcantara"
Girl One: "Oooooh"

Kiel Jaime Alcantara 

A very big brain big muscle big boy w big pp
Kiel Jaime Alcantara is so smexy HOYEAH

alcatraz 

Prison on an island in California where al capone was held.

-alcatraz is now shutdown-
Lets take a tour of alcatraz isle!
alcatraz by BObo D. HObo April 29, 2004