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Albe
Albe is that type of guy who always trains in gyms, he is a big and strong man who plays piano everywhere he goes. His name may be very rare but wait until he gets older. People will name their kids to Albe because he will become a big boy.
Albe by RushFanhippie123 January 20, 2022
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Albe
Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.
If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
Albe by MortemTran April 3, 2023
Albè
ALBÈ
Italian word used for thousands of situations where the answer isn't needed
It comes from the name of an infamous man Roberto José Miguel Alfonso Mendez Albè
He is a magician, a fisherman, an hacker, an hypnotist, a dark lord of magic, a world famous scientist, a Detective and in the free time a professor
What are his origins are still unknown and various complottist theories tells that he is immortal and the head of a secret society planning to rule the world with only a bold hero who will stop him
It comes from the name of an infamous man Roberto José Miguel Alfonso Mendez Albè
He is a magician, a fisherman, an hacker, an hypnotist, a dark lord of magic, a world famous scientist, a Detective and in the free time a professor
What are his origins are still unknown and various complottist theories tells that he is immortal and the head of a secret society planning to rule the world with only a bold hero who will stop him
Albé
He has a smile that will erect any girl. Albé’s are known for their sheer strength and leadership. Albé’s are the craziest guys in their friendgroup and loves younger females. Albé’s are known for their horny lifestyle but only chooses the hottest girls. All of their friends envy their popularity. The most fascinating fact about Albé’s are that their length and girth outweigh every male on earth.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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