Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

Alabama Man

One who lacks manners and common courtesy. Usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. In certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. Commonly nick-named "Retro." Prefers Busch Beer and bowling to spending time with family members.

Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!

He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN

Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk

by Big Doggy Jizzle October 9, 2005

Alabama Man

Hes quick, he's strong, he's handsome!

Alabama man was on SouthPark the other night!

by Saiyan_toilet October 28, 2003

Alabama Man

1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk

Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Alabama fire man

Peyton wells volunteer fire fighter doing hot shit with Waylon booker his number is 251 743 3932

I just saw them doing the Alabama fire man with him

by Mrs. Nancy May 20, 2022

Alobama Man

A white male from Alabama who believes that because he voted for Obama, he can never be considered a racist ever again.

"I used to take part in public lynchings, but since I voted for Obama I am now an ALOBAMA MAN!!!!"

by junksauce March 25, 2009

Alabama Manicure

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session

Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting

by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007