Get the aizle mug.A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
by EightBall August 3, 2012
Get the Vag Aisle mug.An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.
They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.
Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.
Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)
Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
by Russell H April 24, 2007
Get the Aisle Rat mug.The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?
We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014
Get the feminine care aisle mug.A truly beautiful person. An Ailene encounter is something to remember, a friendship with an Ailene, is something to be treasured for a lifetime. A strong, sweet-hearted person that doesn't like when people let down on their promises. The best friend you could ever attain. Do not try to take advantages of Ailenes because they will become very sad and feel like it is their fault. Remember if you meet one, treat them right, and you will remember your time with them as the best time ever. A person to laugh with, cry with, and share secrets, and make super dumb jokes with, but you will always laugh the loudest with an Ailene around. No person is ever quite like an Ailene, because they're each unique. Keep them close to your heart and cherish them forever and they will return the favor 5 times better.
by utahforlife August 30, 2012
Get the Ailene mug.Aileen is the cutest and most unique girl in the world. She is adorable, beautiful, funny, sweet, amazing, smart, talented, independent, down-to-earth, caring...You get the idea. Words will never be able to describe her. She is a one-of-a-kind and you'll only meet someone like her only once in your lifetime. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she will be the best friend you ever had. With her lovely sense of humor and her random crazy moments, there will never be a dull moment with her. With her, you can talk about anything and she will always find a way to make you smile, whether she means to or not. Every time I look at her, I know she is worth all the time and trouble because she is just that special.
*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously
*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously
Aileen is the perfect girl.
by EricLovesAileen November 16, 2014
Get the Aileen mug.n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.
Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.
Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.
by aurora_requiem April 20, 2009
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