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This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.
Did you see the guy with four carry-ons, trying to board before his row is called, then standing there blocking the way for the rest of us-- What an airtard!
Airtard by SkynSea April 27, 2009
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A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.
(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"
AItard by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009
An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.
Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).
artard by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006
a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity
John is such an artard!
artard by jose santos May 13, 2005
A mentally challanged or stupid person.
I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.
aurtard by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
A massive fart that smells like a big shit.
Holy shit! That smells like an airturd!
airturd by longdick12 February 20, 2009