A form of meditation where the aim is not to highten consciousness but to lower it in order to increase your viewing options.
Pronunciation: ɛ ˈhɛdɪteɪ̯ʃn̩
I've done six days of airheaditation and Adam Sandler still makes me want to suck each of my teeth out of their aveoli and swallow them one by one.
During airheaditation, it is not uncommon to lose sight (of what's acceptable), lose touch (with basic human decency), lose (all sense of good) taste, lose (the right to a fair) hearing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!